shitpost
4 posts
2026
- Byzantine Generals Fail ConsensusThe air in the Great Palace of Constantinople was thick with myrrh and the suffocating heat of an Anatolian summer, yet Basileus Alexios I Komnenos shivered…
- McDonald's LLMCHICAGO—In a historic leap forward for artificial intelligence and public health degradation, McDonald’s Corporation announced Tuesday the release of…
- Popeyes Announces Historic Merger With Holy See, Rebrands As ‘Pope Yes: The Vatican Kitchen’VATICAN CITY—In a historic joint press conference from the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica, representatives from Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen and the Holy See…
- Overhead Bin-flationJeff looks at the sky, whispers, "So this is what I've done," and then tries to tip a skycap with a literal gold coin because he doesn't carry cash.